mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
Brad Pitt (1988)
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.
I don’t care.
EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
5/∞: Sirius Black
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”
F.R.I.E.N.D.S original cast descriptions [x]
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts